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9gag:

I aged my breakfast 60 years by an ageing app… #9gag

9gag:

I aged my breakfast 60 years by an ageing app… #9gag

joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

(Source: jakeparalta, via goodlifequote)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via goodlifequote)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via goodlifequote)

thewaifuthief:

cptxmurphy:

*gives the most beautiful, insightful and profound speech about love that we’ve ever heard LSP say*

*throws molotov cocktail*

.💜

(Source: bullshit-time, via vilenilla)

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via goodlifequote)

9gag:

I aged my breakfast 60 years by an ageing app… #9gag

9gag:

I aged my breakfast 60 years by an ageing app… #9gag

joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

(Source: jakeparalta, via goodlifequote)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via goodlifequote)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via goodlifequote)

thewaifuthief:

cptxmurphy:

*gives the most beautiful, insightful and profound speech about love that we’ve ever heard LSP say*

*throws molotov cocktail*

.💜

(Source: bullshit-time, via vilenilla)

prettycolors:

#0df2b9

prettycolors:

#0df2b9

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via goodlifequote)

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